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Binghamton’s brief tournament stay proves unibrows still rock in upstate New York


If Yancey Thigpen and Bert were ever rumored to have had a son, we’re guessing Emanuel Mayben would be that guy. 

But producers at CBS still managed to make the right call with the logo, as yet another helping of John Scheyer channeling Fire Marshall Bill would’ve been far too excruciating for the masses to handle.


  1. star trek

    March 20, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Ah your very good article and support! Also hope that the cause of you getting better and better every day happy!

  2. TheSportsHernia

    March 20, 2009 at 9:25 am

    There’s no question everyone who read this post is now currently engulfed in

  3. Upstate Underdog

    March 20, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Hey I don’t rock the unibrow. And Binghamton is Central NY but Mayben is from the Upstate NY city of Troy.

    Can’t wait to order all those Star Trek dvd’s.


    March 20, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Binghamton lost because Miladin Kovacevic didn’t play.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    March 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    UU, you’re always exempt from these obnoxious blanket statements.

    On a side note, do you think he’d get the hint if someone stuffed his locker full of Bert dolls?

  6. Soy

    March 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    This isn’t a good sign for Santino Marella.

  7. tamtam

    March 20, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    im thinking…monobrow (that was the name of a stupid psa the chicago cubs did last season). better check out the video before youtube takes it down for copyright violations!!

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