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Bobby Knight now sunning self exclusively in butter

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As far as sunbathing goes, Kramer's rooftop is apparently where it's at these days.  But the suddenly appetizing Knight better tread carefully, as the Bristol campus isn't vast enough to avoid the Labrador-like nose and tireless belly of one, John Kruk.

Tourney prediction: Knight's nose will not make it to the Sweet Sixteen.

5 Comments

  1. tamtam

    March 20, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    bobby knight and frank drebin…separated at birth, perhaps?

  2. BobsBlitz.com

    March 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    But the shave…perfect.

  3. Zen Wizard

    March 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    He wears the, “Compulsive golfer with high blood pressure who consistently avoids sunscreen”-look very well…that’s a good look…

  4. Losloseeboy

    March 23, 2009 at 12:15 am

    J. Schaap: What did you eat for breakfast?
    Knight: Whiskey

    J. Schaap: What did you eat for lunch?
    Knight: Whiskey

    J. Schaap: What did you eat for dinner?
    Knight: You are still a pimple on your dad’s corpse ? and Whiskey.

  5. Flanders

    March 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Knight has more respect for dog urine than he does for ‘lil Jeremy Schaap. Love it.

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