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Curt Schilling retires with ‘zero regrets’

Curt Schilling hug retriesAnd zero dignity.  And zero friends.  And zero style.  And zero groupies.  And zero laughs.  And zero allegiance.  And zero radio stations left to call.  And zero pees in the outfield wall.  And zero heterosexual credibility.  And zero bloody socks (c’mon, that was just Hawaiian Punch).  And of course, zero sins.

Calling It Quits (38 Pitches)

4 Comments

  1. PhillyGameday.com

    March 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I just hope he fades into Bolivian and doesn’t get any worse…

  2. jnr98

    March 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    A finer picture could not have been found.

  3. tamtam

    March 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    well its about freakin’ time!! schilling’s been around way past his prime for too long.

  4. How do you spell retard?

    March 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Fuck Schilling. That is all. No puns, pithy commentary, or hilarious quip. Just ‘Fuck Schilling’.
    Fuck that douche.

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