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It’s the NHL Trade Deadline!!

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Some wild, wild stuff, folks:

Islanders trade Bill Guerin for 3 fat guys and 1 skinny guy from Polish team in Ice Hockey.
(… all 4 reject proposal and opt to sit inside unplayed video game)

Brian Engblom's old toupee traded to Sioux Indian tribe for buffalo carcass.

Ottawa Senators and Phoenix Coyotes trade ice skates.

Columbus Blue Jackets sign Barry Melrose to 3-game coaching contract.

Atlanta Thrashers franchise traded to Chicago Bulls for 2nd round draft pick.

Keebler signs Gary Bettman to creepy "real life elf" webisode series.

This Beaker impostor inexplicably signs with Minnesota Wild.

L.A. Kings trade entire roster for an array of blinking ghosts from PacMan.

Winnipeg Jets and Hartford Whalers trade tears.

Every NHL player unknowingly trades saliva with Sean Avery.

Tie Domi and Matthew Barnaby unretire and trade blows.

Nashville Predators and Dale Earnhardt Jr. race team trade uniforms.

Gary Bettman and Bud Selig trade hate mail, stirrups.

5 Comments

  1. Chris Russo

    March 4, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Mike Milbury unretires to blow trades. Retires again, joins ESPN.

  2. Pepe Le Pew

    March 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Al MacInnis unretires to trade Sega NHL ’94 war stories with listeners on Sirius radio.

  3. How do you spell retard?

    March 4, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    I can only imagine how upset Ken Rosensquirrel is about losing that crucial Keebler role to Bettman.

  4. Upstate Underdog

    March 5, 2009 at 9:08 am

    holy fuck, is that a screen cap from the Intellivision gaming system? I think someone here really loves the 80’s.

  5. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    March 6, 2009 at 6:08 am

    Guy who did the intro for NES’s “Blades of Steel” traded for guy who did the intro to Super-NES’s “Extra Innings”

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