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Knicks set to honor one player from each decade, except the crappy one

KnicksFrom the New York Post:

In a long-overdue ceremony, the Knicks will hold a special Legends Night March 23, honoring their top players from past decades.  The Knicks face the Magic, whose assistant coach is Patrick Ewing.  Ewing will be among the honorees as their designated great from the 1990s.  Carl Brain will represent the 1940s, Richie Guerin the 1950s, Willis Reed the 1960s, Walt Frazier the 1970s, Bernard King the 1980s and Ewing.  There will be no honoree for the current decade.  That will be determined by a 11-person panel in 2010.

Does this mean someone from the current roster would actually be considered, or are they purposely opening the door for LeBron jokes?  Anyway, here's a few suggestions to help the panel:

– Chris Childs' right fist (this should win hands down actually)

– Marv Albert's weave (allegiance to Nets probably disqualifies him)

– Rick Brunson's towel

– The agents of Shandon Anderson and Jerome James

– Stephon Marbury's truck driver

– Chris Dudley's always affable chest hair

– Travis Knight's 6-foot Pyrex

– Michael Sweetney's chocolate Fundies

– Clarence Weatherspoon's unbridled passion

Scott Layden's sexual drive

2 Comments

  1. JJ

    March 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    WHAT!! NO MENTION OF THE ” BLOB ” EDDY CURRY?? EASILY THE ” BUST ” OF THE DECADE!!

  2. Soy

    March 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    – Allan Houston’s knee

    – Starbury’s folding chair

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