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Mickelson fends off being tired and thirsty to finish round of golf

Phil_mickelsons_breastsA resounding round of applause is in order for all-world athlete Phil Mickelson, who courageously found a way to finish 18 holes of golf on an empty stomach.

The golf club swinging warrior has truly become the Ronnie Lott of “walking around while someone carries my bag for a few hours.” 

Kudos, Mickeltits.

Dehydrated Mickelson gets first WGC win (Yahoo! Sports)


  1. Upstate underdog

    March 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    You try walking 18 holes of golf with those man boobs then tell me how easy it is.

  2. BeetNuts

    March 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Speaking of, he should have tried milking himself to get that nourishment back.

  3. low cost auto insurance

    March 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    We need a real rivalry in golf, ala McEnroe/Conners in tennis from long ago. That reminds me, we need a competitive rivalty in tennis too.

  4. BobsBlitz

    March 17, 2009 at 11:28 am

    He couldn’t get a cupcake from Natalie Gulbis?

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