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March Madness office pools luring sociopaths out of the woodwork

Back in 2007, the Sports Hernia obtained one of the more interesting NCAA tourney brackets in the history of office pools, and because of that woman's sheer desperation and outright cry for help, she's inspired us to find more.

Some of the early returns so far include strange brackets from that "bitter IT guy" in your office, a creepy man from New York, some dude that hearts Duke, as well as what appears to be Dikembe Mutombo.



IT guy's bracket reveals he might blow up office:

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Man's shaky financial security apparent in NCAA picks:

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Long Island man's creepiness apparent in NCAA bracket:

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Man's bracket reveals he might be Dikembe Mutombo:

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Man's bracket reveals he might heart Duke:

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Man's bracket reveals he might be The Hulk:

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After all that, if you're still looking for some real March Madness insight, don't be an idiot, head over to BracktBrains, they have it all covered.  Last year BracketBrains users correctly picked nearly three more NCAA tournament games than the ESPN or Yahoo user populations, so if you're not convinced, then you're probably still visibly shaken by the creepy IT guy in your office.


  1. Stonehands

    March 18, 2009 at 10:51 am

    I wasn’t planning on it, but thanks to Long Island guy I will now be slow dancing with a coat rack tonight.

  2. Marv

    March 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Dikembe breaking out into the Choco Taco. I love it.

  3. Upstate Underdog

    March 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    fucking brilliant. I’m still trying to decide which one was my favorite.

  4. kevin

    March 19, 2009 at 8:57 am

    “Do you even know who my father is?”


  5. Shane McMayonnaise

    March 19, 2009 at 9:27 am

    That IT guy works for Widmore, and Desmond knows it.

  6. tamtam

    March 20, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    my favorite is the IT bracket 😀

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