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Kansas City Royals off to sizzlin’ start in 2009

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The Royals' Tommy Murphy comes to the crashing realization that like this burger, KC's chances are not real.

Kansas City fans, meet your new outfielder: Tommy "The Meat Humper" Murphy!"

KC's "Spring Training Starvation Program" leads to embarrassing scene at spring training.

"Picture of Burger" becomes latest baseball slang, the opposite of "Can of Corn".

Trick Velcro burger wall does in Royals outfielder yet again.

Tommy Murphy's obsession with the video game Burger Time reaches uncomfortable level.

A brave 12-week abstinence by outfielder Tommy Murphy comes to a rather unfortunate conclusion.

Devout Catholic Tommy Murphy loses it on 'No Meat Fridays'.

Photo = AP

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