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ESPN’s Todd McShay now openly fearing for his life

Never have we seen a human being gifted with both the brooding eeriness of Paul Bearer and the psychotic roid rage of Brock Lesnar.  If you're Vince McMahon, you've got to be drooling over Mel Kiper right now.

For their next one-on-one, expect Kiper to be shirtless and wearing the Ultimate Warrior's trademark tassels.

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  1. Zen Wizard

    March 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    If he keeps this up, he might just wake that other guy up!!

    Then, they could argue about something!! That would make a good show…

  2. Shane McMayonnaise

    March 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    McShay looks pleased with Mel’s meltdown in that second one.


    March 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    McShay resembles Frankenstein Lawyer in the first one.

    The second frame…man…it looks like Mel, um, caught something in his

    Never mind.

  4. tamtam

    March 30, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    the odd couple 🙂

  5. Upstate Underdog

    March 31, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Will Kiper also be wearing the Ultimate Warrior’s face paint?

  6. Russianator

    March 31, 2009 at 10:11 am

    It’s subtle, but you’ll notice that McShay is also making Mel’s hair more and more unruly. By 2012 Kiper is going to look like a caveman.

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