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Never have we seen a human being gifted with both the brooding eeriness of Paul Bearer and the psychotic roid rage of Brock Lesnar. If you're Vince McMahon, you've got to be drooling over Mel Kiper right now.
For their next one-on-one, expect Kiper to be shirtless and wearing the Ultimate Warrior's trademark tassels.