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Adrian Gonzalez…


… is apparently a Robin Hood fan

… will shortly unleash major league baseball's first ever sombrero hat

… would die in Green Bay

… raises the ante on Elmer Fudd

… prays the stain on his brim isn't Heath Bell's work

… can't wait to do Tourgasm II with Dane Cook

… probably heard "nice hat, ya dick" around 1,000 times last night at Citi Field

… will unveil today's Pick 6 numbers as soon as he pulls down those flaps

… does not yet realize the 'SD' on his hat stands for Spooge Decanter

… obviously misplaced his fuzzy blue earmuffs

… might be one of them "homosexuals"


  1. tamtam

    April 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    it wasnt THAT cold in new york, was it?

    you had me at ‘sombrero’ :)

  2. kevin

    April 16, 2009 at 9:24 am

    No, it was 50 degrees. He’s retarded.

  3. Stonehands

    April 16, 2009 at 9:38 am

    … is somehow trapped in the Civil War.

  4. mike james

    March 12, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    dude you’re a jackass. AG is better than any MET on the field. I’m sorry that the weather here in san diego is so perfect that yes. . 50 degrees is cold to us.

    so in summary.
    you’re a jackass.
    Gonzalez is going to top his 40HR from last season (were any of the METS this powerful?!)
    and you are one of them homosexuals.

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