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Baseball season off to another memorable start in San Diego

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Um, yeah, sorry, no Padres baseball to be seen here or anywhere else.  No really, you can't watch the Padres.  In fact, you probably have a better chance of catching a Fryberg Turtles game on here than seeing the San Diego freakin' Padres.  Seriously, stop flipping the fucking channel, there will be no Padres baseball now or ever, on any channel.  Goodbye.

Luckily For DirecTV, San Diegans Don?t… (Tirico Suave)

3 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    April 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Well, I was just accused of obscure cultural references–and it wasn’t an Eighties Steve Martin movie either–so thanks for that.

  2. tamtam

    April 10, 2009 at 12:51 am

    looks like the padres took a hint from bill wirtz, former owner of the chicago blackhawks hockey team. blackout all home games in a desperate attempt to increase stadium revenue. and like the blackhawks, nobody gives a shit about the padres either, so it all works out in the end

  3. Cecilio's Scribe

    April 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    “The Turtles…they’re gonna win.”

    /grandma slipping cash into umpire’s hand.

    ahh, what a classic.

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