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NBA scouts already drooling over Devendorf
- Updated: April 17, 2009
Based on this actual, glowing assessment below from Rivals, we say the sky's the limit for Eric Devendorf, especially since he's not a giant dick:
Junior G Syracuse
Status: Declared for draft. Will hire agent.
Scout?s comment: ?I have no idea why he came out. I have no thoughts on Eric Devendorf. He?s not someone we even discuss.?
The SportsHernia asked some more scouts for their take on the Syracuse phenom:
Scout 2: "Who the hell is Kevin Devendork?"
Scout 4: "Does he have anything to do with 'Dorf on Golf''? I love that movie!"
Scout 5: "Fred "the Dorf" Dorfman's kid, right?"
Scout 6: (audible fart)
Scout 7: "I like his brother CT as a better prospect actually"