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NBA scouts already drooling over Devendorf


Based on this actual, glowing assessment below from Rivals, we say the sky's the limit for Eric Devendorf, especially since he's not a giant dick:

Eric Devendorf
Junior G Syracuse
6-4, 180
Status: Declared for draft. Will hire agent.
Scout?s comment: ?I have no idea why he came out. I have no thoughts on Eric Devendorf. He?s not someone we even discuss.?


The SportsHernia asked some more scouts for their take on the Syracuse phenom:

Scout 2: "Who the hell is Kevin Devendork?"

Scout 3: "I loved him in "Blade" and "Deuces Wild", but the NBA is a big jump for him"

Scout 4: "Does he have anything to do with 'Dorf on Golf''? I love that movie!"

Scout 5: "Fred "the Dorf" Dorfman's kid, right?"

Scout 6: (audible fart)

Scout 7: "I like his brother CT as a better prospect actually"


  1. Cass

    April 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    i didnt know they played basketball in workboots…

  2. Chester

    April 18, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Best thing I have ever read.

  3. How do you spell retard?

    April 20, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    He looks scrappy.

  4. Basketball Betting

    April 29, 2009 at 2:22 am

    That’s awesome. I’m so glad you started blogging and that I can call you my friend. Keep posting and I’ll keep reading.

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