The Rangers’ Paul Mara…

… will soon instruct his beard to attack John Giannone.

… looks like someone transplanted Chewbacca's ass on his face.

… was actually Bruce Sutter before he shaved his head.

… could sure use some quality time with the goalie from Slap Shot.

… has scared our nipples right off our chests.

… is halfway through "The Fugitive".

… wants to party with those hairballs from Maury Povich.

… is no longer able to speak because the weight of the beard is too great.

… played the title role in "Harry and the Henderson's", except he slugs Lithgow in the closing scene.

… is smuggling extra stick tape in his beard a la Captain Caveman.

… thinks Kevin Youkilis' beard is the Yugo of facial hair.

7 Comments

1. 

   Arod's Chest

   April 30, 2009 at 11:13 am

   Unibomber…and that’s what the Rangers scored in game 7. Uni.

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2. 

   Arod's Chest

   April 30, 2009 at 11:14 am

   Giannone’s knuckles look like he’s done some beard rubbing.

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3. 

   jared s.

   April 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm

   just looked up from going down on rosie odonnel

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4. 

   Mark

   April 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

   His face looks like Robin Williams knuckle.

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5. 

   Zen Wizard

   April 30, 2009 at 7:56 pm

   I would actually pay

   Classic.

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6. 

   tamtam

   May 1, 2009 at 1:16 pm

   here kitty kitty kitty…

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7. 

   John P

   May 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm

   Ivan Koloff laughs at this so called beard.

   Reply