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The Rangers’ Paul Mara…
- Updated: April 30, 2009
… will soon instruct his beard to attack John Giannone.
… looks like someone transplanted Chewbacca's ass on his face.
… was actually Bruce Sutter before he shaved his head.
… could sure use some quality time with the goalie from Slap Shot.
… has scared our nipples right off our chests.
… is halfway through "The Fugitive".
… wants to party with those hairballs from Maury Povich.
… is no longer able to speak because the weight of the beard is too great.
… played the title role in "Harry and the Henderson's", except he slugs Lithgow in the closing scene.
… is smuggling extra stick tape in his beard a la Captain Caveman.
… thinks Kevin Youkilis' beard is the Yugo of facial hair.