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Rooting for Michigan State means rooting for the U.S. economy

Detroit!
It's rally time in Detroit
Or should we say, in America! 

If Michigan State wins, the economy will
thrive
.  So grease up your nuts and bolts, paint your face green and
white, and get ready for the GM Spartans!

Expect the following things to happen tonight:

  • A GM-made hardwood Zamboni will wipe down the court in-between quarters for no particular reason.
  • Both coaches will coach from inside a Ford Pick-up truck stationed on the sideline.
  • Tim Geithner will answer questions at halftime instead of Izzo.
  • Obama will choose his bracket over his constituents and coach the Tar Heels for the entire second half.
  • The supportive Steve Mariucci will be in attendance wearing Cooter's outfit.
  • Instead of a Rally Monkey, MSU will use a Grease Monkey.
  • Laid off auto workers will dress as cheerleaders for the Spartans.
  • The entire cast from Gung Ho will sit courtside.
  • A slightly overzealous Otto will drive his bus directly through Ford Field.

2 Comments

  1. How do you spell retard?

    April 6, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    So does this mean if UNC wins, Tyler Hansbrough will be responsible for riots and mass rape across Detroit?

  2. barryO

    April 7, 2009 at 12:08 am

    We’re all FUCKED!!!

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