Sports Hernia Blog

Say It Ain’t So, Mutombo


A part of the Hernia has been smothered to death this morning, like an Italian soccer player buried alive under the asses of 16 delicious supermodels.

Raise a glass, crumble some cookies, wave your finger or clutch a basketball as if it were planet earth, for the great Dikembe Mutombo.

Mutombo: "For Me Basketball is Over" (ESPN)


  1. Shane McMayonnaise

    April 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    At the end of their next win, the Rockets should fill a Gatorade cooler with cookies and dump it on him.

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    April 22, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Jean Jacques, my dude, you will be missed. Luv ya

  3. Marv

    April 22, 2009 at 10:28 pm


  4. Bob Buffet Table

    April 23, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Mutombo sucks

  5. TheSportsHernia

    April 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Bob Buffet Table is clearly Cookie Monster in disguise.

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