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Sweeny Murti could really use a lap dance right about now


Reports are surfacing out of Florida that WFAN's Sweeny Murti, whose regular duties for the station center around Yankees coverage, has not in fact been been doing anything of the sort for the last month and has instead been the unfortunate soul trapped under Morty Seinfeld's beach chair.

Murti, who returns to Manhattan today, has said he will bypass the Yankees first workout at the new stadium this afternoon and head directly to Scores, where he plans to be knee-deep in cleavage until the season opener on Monday in Baltimore.

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