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Chad Ford already banned from NBA Draft combine

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Below are actual quotes from recent Chud Ford articles (not Penthouse Letters).  Despite his early ejection, don't expect this to be his last report from the combine.

On Syracuse?s Paul Harris:

Harris is an impressive physical specimen.  He has one of the most NBA-ready bodies I've ever seen — think Corey Maggette.  What's amazing about it is that Harris doesn't lift weights.  Those huge biceps, thick chest and ripped abs are the product of genetics, not weight training.

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On Johnny Flynn:

Once you get over looking down at Flynn, there isn't a lot to pick apart.  He may be short, but his body isn't frail.  He has thick legs and a thick chest.

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On James Harden:

First, he seems to have lost 10 to 15 pounds since we saw him last in the NCAA tournament.  His face is thinner, his abs more chiseled.

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On Blake Griffin:

Griffin looks like the closest thing to Superman the NBA has seen since Dwight Howard, and I really got to see that up close in his workouts.

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On Hasheem Thabeet's workout:

With stopwatch in hand, Vachet yells go, and Thabeet, all 7 feet and 3 inches of him, starts chugging up the dune.  Sand is flying.  Thabeet is panting.

6 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    May 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Chad Ford wears tear-off warmups with nothing underneath.

    — Damon Bailey

  2. Shane McMayonnaise

    May 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Griffin looks like the closest thing to Superman the NBA has seen since Dwight Howard, and I really got to see that up close in his workouts. And boy, is his dick huge!

  3. TBone

    May 29, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    First, he seems to have lost 10 to 15 pounds since we saw him last in the NCAA tournament. His face is thinner, his abs more chiseled, and you could bounce a quarter off his fierce asscheeks!

  4. tyduffy

    May 30, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Sounds like he’s looking for a little freakish athleticism and motor.

  5. JJ

    June 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    THIS GUY DEFINITELY HAS SOME ISSUES…GEEEEZUS!!!

  6. phoenix az insurance

    June 13, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    I live minutes from ASU and will be watching James Harden career closely. He is very unselfish and perhaps he may need to increase that factor in the NBA.

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