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Crickets chirp loudly across nation as no one cares about Clemens


After looking into this hapless story and learning that Clemens cited a family history of heart trouble, using his STEP DAD as an example as to why he wouldn't have done steroids, this one may in fact have legs after all.  If nothing else, it's proved that PR and legal representation from Grape Ape, and Grape Ape alone, would blow the doors off of Team Hardin.

How about that Roger Clemens on ESPN??What? (Sean B. Fitzgerald via Deadspin)


  1. tamtam

    May 13, 2009 at 1:06 am

    clemens is a has-been. time to move on

  2. Jahovaloogie

    May 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    washed up fat fuck

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