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David Cone finding this whole TV thing to be somewhat mortifying

David Cone YES

Even if it suddenly began raining Xanax inside the YES broadcast booth, we're pretty sure nothing short of the camera's red light going off or a 27 oz. martini would put poor David Cone at peace.

Seriously Conie, what is wrong?  You sound somewhat normal when you're not being shown on camera, so what's the deal?  Looks like you've been up for weeks, tossing, turning and boozing after being informed that you're actually Mike Maddux, and never were David Cone to begin with.

4 Comments

  1. Shane McMayonnaise

    May 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Two words: Cocaine, Wells

  2. Von Kaiser

    May 19, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    That’s the doctor from the Simpsons, right?

  3. Matt Sebek

    May 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    David Cone looks like an older, slightly more coked-up Slim Shady.

  4. Bry-man

    May 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    During the game he told Ken Singleton he was up dawn with David Wells. (Seriously)

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