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Even SI is uncomfortable with the Clips owning the top pick

SI-Kings-gaffe Shockingly, even with all the luck and good fortune brought to the dais by lottery rep Chris Webber and his 27 microfracture surgeries, the Sacramento Kings didn’t actually end up with the No. 1 overall pick. Jumps the Gun (Stupid Sideline Reporters)


  1. Zen Wizard

    May 20, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Well, uh, at least they found gold in Sutter’s Mill…one hundred fifty f***in’ years ago…there’s that…and Mark Twain used to live there…I don’t think too much happened there after the dawn of the Twentieth Century; everyone in Sacramento is too busy trying to decide what to do with the $150-billion they extorted from the taxpayers…

  2. Soy

    May 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    I knew they were out of the top three as soon as I saw Webber and his sad whipped-bitch face there. At least he didn’t breakdown into tears or attempt to call a time-out.

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