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Welcome to the NBA draft lottery, as explained by renowned funeral director Joel Litvin!

Draft Lottery Joel Litvin

It took roughly two seconds of this broadcast to wonder what the hell is going on.  Why not just use a hologram of Vincent Schiavelli?  Jeeeeeeezuz.  We could have found more comfort in having an actual goblin explain the rules of this draft while chugging Ecto Cooler.

Ladies and gentleman, it's your brand new Russ Granik, only deader!


  1. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    May 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Jim Grey’s less attractive, less charismatic, less alive younger brother….

  2. Shane McMayonnaise

    May 20, 2009 at 10:20 am

    You can’t get deader than Joel Litvin.

  3. Von Kaiser

    May 20, 2009 at 10:22 am


  4. Zen Wizard

    May 21, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Makes Paul Bearer look like Chace Crawford on Red Bull.

  5. tamtam

    May 24, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    oh crap. you know the apocolypse is on hand when the dead rise and walk the earth. he’s 1 of them

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