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Report: Cheerleaders to be extinct by 2012

Cheerleaders gone wild

According to a Yahoo Sports article, cheerleading is the most dangerous high school and college sport on the planet Earth, narrowly beating out 'Night Roof Pool Diving' and 'Drunk Kangaroo Boxing':

"The new numbers are for the 26-year period from the fall of 1982 through the spring of 2008:

  • There were 1,116 direct catastrophic injuries in high school (905) and college sports (211)."

The SportsHernia investigative team took a deep dive into this report, and here's a look at the 10 most common cheerleading injuries:

  1. Head lodged in jumbotron
  2. Severed labia from extreme splits
  3. Close range shirt rocket decapitations
  4. Trying to suck own dick during backflip
  5. Boner fracture from catching flying cheerleader
  6. Smile-induced facial muscle tears
  7. Spontaneous combustions
  8. Sodomized by rival mascot
  9. Unfortunate Nair accidents and glitter abrasions
  10. Sitting on hidden spy cam

The Most Dangerous Sport: Cheerleading [Yahoo! News]


  1. KneeJerkNBA

    June 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Good thing Microsoft is developing the CheerBot 3000, a slutty, self-absorbed, dynamo that’s programmed to fire up large crowds and bang date rapists under the bleachers.

  2. Upstate Underdog

    June 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Even more dangerous than the greatest sport of all, monkey knife fights?

    Also, it looks like the USC cheerleader is wearing white thigh stocking which makes her even sexier than she already is.

  3. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    July 2, 2009 at 12:23 am

    Look how happy the fat girl is in the top right pic that the other girl got hurt!

  4. Phoenix Accident

    August 27, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Interesting. It’s now almost 2012 and the Cheerleading sport is still going strong. I’m surprised that not many people think of cheerleading as a sport.

  5. tamtam

    August 30, 2011 at 1:11 am

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