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The Ultimate NBA Player
- Updated: June 25, 2009
Just hours away from the 2009 NBA Draft, the SportsHernia staff began to wonder, what would the perfect basketball player look like? If one were able to combine the skills and unique talents of hoop legends, what would the NBA's Ultimate Player actually consist of? After thoughtful consideration, it was really quite easy.
BEHOLD!
1 – Manute Bol's right leg
2 – Shawn Bradley's left leg
3 – Jack Sikma's perm
4 – Oliver Miller's abs
5 – Yinka Dare's vision
6 – Mark Madsen's rythym
7 – AC Green's will
8 – Kelly Tripucka's chest hair
9 – Danny Schayes' shoulder/back hair
10 – Popeye Jones' looks
11 – Roy Tarpley's nostrils
12 – Ben Wallace's touch
13 – Jeff Ruland's knee
14 – Rasheed Wallace's gray poof
15 – Sharone Wright's toned arm
16 – The nutritional savvy of Frank Williams & Lamar Odom
17 – Mutombo's wang
18 – Eddy Curry's drive
Ricky - Sixers4guidos
June 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm
fantastic
19. Uwe Blab breathe *
(* = reportedly one of the worst smells ever, to the point that you coulnd’t stay closer than 10 feet from him)
KneeJerkNBA
June 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Nice! The Milwaukee Bucks would totally draft that guy in the lottery.
@Ricky- nice Uwe Blab reference, btw.
Losloseeboy
June 26, 2009 at 1:19 am
I can’t believe Ewing’s harpoon-cock lost out!
DownSwinging.com
June 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Vince Carter in his younger days?
sdfsd
June 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Looks like Baba Booey
Cecilio's Scribe
June 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
pure genius
Buy Tramadol - Jasmine
August 14, 2009 at 2:34 am
Haha! What about Patrick Ewings nose?
Marja
June 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Goodbye giant…
Manute Bol – Rest in peace.
http://www.viewheadlines.com/News/Article.aspx?i=13814&t=NBA-basketball-giant-from-Sudan-dies
8004321000
October 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Definitely missing Lebron’s nose.
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June 21, 2011 at 7:47 pm
HAHAH hilarious pic, what an awesome basketball player that would be! Needs Rip’s face mask.