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The Ultimate NBA Player
- Updated: June 25, 2009
Just hours away from the 2009 NBA Draft, the SportsHernia staff began to wonder, what would the perfect basketball player look like? If one were able to combine the skills and unique talents of hoop legends, what would the NBA's Ultimate Player actually consist of? After thoughtful consideration, it was really quite easy.
BEHOLD!
1 – Manute Bol's right leg
2 – Shawn Bradley's left leg
3 – Jack Sikma's perm
4 – Oliver Miller's abs
5 – Yinka Dare's vision
6 – Mark Madsen's rythym
7 – AC Green's will
8 – Kelly Tripucka's chest hair
9 – Danny Schayes' shoulder/back hair
10 – Popeye Jones' looks
11 – Roy Tarpley's nostrils
12 – Ben Wallace's touch
13 – Jeff Ruland's knee
14 – Rasheed Wallace's gray poof
15 – Sharone Wright's toned arm
16 – The nutritional savvy of Frank Williams & Lamar Odom
17 – Mutombo's wang
18 – Eddy Curry's drive
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