Welcome to the draft war room of the Los Angeles Clippers!

Where the hell are we?

Did we somehow enter the offices of Daniel Clamp?

Why is everyone so enthralled with watching themselves watch themselves on screen?

Are those laptops even plugged in?

Are those binders just filled with takeout menus?

Who's the asshole that SuperSized their meal just to get that 96oz. plastic cup?

Is that big white board just a list of teams they'd rather be working for?

Or is it simply a list of nicknames for Mike Dunleavy's wang?

Why is that bald guy in the back left wearing an eye patch on his ear?

And for the love of christ, what happened to then, and when will then be now?

6 Comments

1. 

   marv

   June 26, 2009 at 8:27 am

   Is that Globotech?

   Where’s Gecko?

   Am I on a roll in solitaire?

   Is this the 1980s version of the future?

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2. 

   Bob's Blitz

   June 26, 2009 at 8:36 am

   Put the TV behind me. Behind me. The white board as well. I don’t want to see them damnit.

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3. 

   JudBuechlerShotFake

   June 26, 2009 at 11:45 am

   “Wait, what do you mean you can see me? I’m on TV?! No, that’s not me. I don’t work for the CLIPPERS!!!”

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4. 

   Gumbercules

   June 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm

   soon.

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5. 

   david stern fan

   June 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm

   Whys there a woman there? She should be in the kitchen making snacks!

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6. 

   Ricky - Sixers4guidos

   June 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm

   @ david stern: right on. Either there or ironing shirts

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