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E-xtraordinarily S-tupid P-erson N-earby
- Updated: July 15, 2009
The above masterpiece that has you drooling like that black rectangle comes courteous of our courageous compadres over at JoeSportsFan — we've just simply decided to pile on.
Since sign making appears to be out of the question long term here, we've gifted the artist with a few recommended hobbies and activities to take up in lieu of such embarrassing awfulness. In no particular order:
? Stop forcing your innocent kid to be the front man for your horrific creations.
? Become the next Super Dave Osborne.
? Figure out how to stop that horrified 'e' from crying.
? Heckle Spelling Bees.
? Heckle that fat chick on the far left.
? Take up nude skeet shooting.
? Create a never-ending list of what that 'N' word could have been.
? Design an expressive t-shirt line using only the glorious Wingdings font.
JSF @ ASG: Bad Moment in Fan Sign History [Joe Sports Fan]