Hal Steinbrenner mistakenly thinks he’s part of Mount Rushmore

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Hal Steinbrenner puts heat on Girardi, expects Yankees to make playoffs [NY Daily News]

7 Comments

1. 

   Real Fake Sports

   July 21, 2009 at 9:08 pm

   Hal Steinbrenner is a tool….a billionaire tool that runs the friggin’ Yankees. God bless America!

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2. 

   birds

   July 22, 2009 at 12:29 am

   Hal Steinbrenner wants to be Rod Blagojevich

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3. 

   Rexman

   July 22, 2009 at 2:29 am

   Hal Steinbrenner’s pose: Too good to be ignored by a line drive.

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4. 

   flanders

   July 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm

   “Pro Surf Championship to be held in Hal Streinbrenners hair in 2010.”

   I hope you plan to live-blog this event.

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5. 

   Moses

   July 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm

   Hal Steinbrenner kills Al Gore, Claims all his patents.

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6. 

   Von Kaiser

   July 22, 2009 at 11:56 pm

   Hal Steimbrenner fears he’s actually Spalding Smails

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7. 

   tamtam

   August 11, 2009 at 12:09 am

   hal steinbrenner threatens to zap girardi with laser-beams shooting from his eyes if the yankees do not make the playoffs.

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