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Hal Steinbrenner mistakenly thinks he’s part of Mount Rushmore
- Updated: July 21, 2009
Feel free to join in, the headline possibilities are endless:
Hal Steinbrenner makes ambitious play to become a young Hoops Weiss.
Hal Steinbrenner comes to horrifying realization he's wearing Costanza's toupee.
The next President of the United States, Mr. Hal Steinbrenner.
Dead rodent spotted on young Steinbrenner's head.
Hal Steinbrenner morphs into future-Charlie from Scent Of A Woman.
Hal responds to Hank's wedgie threats, promises change.
Pro Surf Championship to be held in Hal Streinbrenners hair in 2010.
Hal Steinbrenner puts heat on Girardi, expects Yankees to make playoffs [NY Daily News]
Real Fake Sports
July 21, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Hal Steinbrenner is a tool….a billionaire tool that runs the friggin’ Yankees. God bless America!
birds
July 22, 2009 at 12:29 am
Hal Steinbrenner wants to be Rod Blagojevich
Rexman
July 22, 2009 at 2:29 am
Hal Steinbrenner’s pose: Too good to be ignored by a line drive.
flanders
July 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm
“Pro Surf Championship to be held in Hal Streinbrenners hair in 2010.”
I hope you plan to live-blog this event.
Moses
July 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Hal Steinbrenner kills Al Gore, Claims all his patents.
Von Kaiser
July 22, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Hal Steimbrenner fears he’s actually Spalding Smails
tamtam
August 11, 2009 at 12:09 am
hal steinbrenner threatens to zap girardi with laser-beams shooting from his eyes if the yankees do not make the playoffs.