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Early pick for #1 in NFL jersey sales: Beavers


The highly talented Beavers from Annapolis, Maryland should give 1950s sitcom star Robbie Gould (numero uno for 11 years straight) a good run for his money this season.

UPDATE: Thanks to esteemed commenter Upstate Underdog, the prospect of "L. Beavers" takes it to another level.


  1. Upstate Underdog

    August 19, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Good God, why couldn’t his first name start with a “H” and not a “L”?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    August 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Oh man, excellent, excellent call.

  3. Marv

    August 20, 2009 at 11:31 am

    The No Fun League actually doesn’t allow you to buy certain players’ jerseys if they think they are too risque. Included on that list is Gay. So the three Gays in the NFL can’t buy their own snazzy jerseys. Also included on that list? Jon Slutfuckcuntpissface.

  4. tamtam

    August 22, 2009 at 12:06 am


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