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Follow-up questions for the imaginative Scoop Jackson

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What if Favre were a hot dog, would you eat him?

What if Favre looked like Favre but laughed like Mutley?

What if Favre sounded like Favre but looked like a female Gheorghe Muresan?

What if Favre were like a really cool dog that would get your slippers and cook you omelets every morning?

What if, instead of Wrangler Jeans, Favre was the spokesman for Wrangler Jorts?

What if, instead of Scoop, my name was Poop Troupe?

What if Scoop wrote this column on an Etch-a-Sketch?

What if Scoop won the tag belts with Stephen A. Smith?

What if Scoop were named Jeeves, would he be a chauffeur?

What if I read this article aloud?

What if I sang this article in church?

What if Stephen A. Smith read this article LOUDLY?

What if I printed out this article and turned it into snazzy origami?

8 Comments

  1. Reverend Paul Revere

    August 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    What if ESPN actually hired good writers?

  2. KneeJerkNBA

    August 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Let’s see…Favre’s been in movies, he’s addicted to Vicodin, chronically indecisive…Favre would either be Paula Abdul or Kirstie Alley.

    Put that in your Poop Troupe and smoke it.

  3. Stephen A. Naismith

    August 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    BELIEVE THIS HAVE IT AS YOU MAY, QUITE FRANKLY, I FIND THIS SCOOP FELLA TO BE OUT OF LINE!!

  4. Natalie

    August 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Here’s a scoop – stop chewing tootsie rolls while on camera.

  5. Enduro

    August 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    A network devoted to sports and sports journalism and the most talented and likable of the whole bunch is the host of a wannabe gameshow.

    Aye carumba.

  6. Marv

    August 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Ding Ding Ding!

  7. TheSportsHernia

    August 28, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    HA! http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/07/espns-scoop-jackson-eating-tootsie-roll.html

    Makes Bubbles from the Wire look dapper and rested.

  8. tamtam

    August 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    brett’s a woman? that would explain his inability to make his mind up about retirement!

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