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Mets third base coach Razor Shines is answering your questions today


And Shines is being a good sport and playing along quite nicely as the "Aquafina 3rd Base Coach of Life."  On our very first question, which was "are you weird?" as seen above, he immediately grabbed his breasts.

He's available for more questions right here.

Overall, we remain as confused as Shines, so we're giving this joint promotion by Aquafina and the Mets a well earned F-.


  1. Cecilio's Scribe

    August 19, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    awesome stuff. the post, not necessarily the application itself.

  2. Zach

    August 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    My question: “Is your name Razor Shines?”
    His answer: “You’ll always get a straight answer from Razor…EXCEPT for right now.”

    Q: “Do you like Obama?”
    A: “Stick a forkball in it. Absolutely not.”

    Okay then.

  3. Doyle

    August 20, 2009 at 9:29 am

    He punched his fist when I asked “is your butt sweet?”

  4. Andrew

    August 20, 2009 at 9:52 am

    This is a ridiculous promotion. What’s the point of it?

  5. tamtam

    August 22, 2009 at 12:03 am

    can you get him to dance like the president in those cheesy-ass chain mails that your wives forward to their friends?

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