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Joe Banner’s disturbing dating profile revealed

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Name: Joe "Bangbus" Banner

Nickname: Rat Death

Occupation: Somehow involved with the NFL

Height: 49" of pure hell, pal

Weight: 220lbs. when counting my bulbous 'nads

Hair: Melted black Twizzlers

Ethnicity: Dharma

Relationship Status: Single and raging

Interested in: Swingin'

Favorite movie: American Tail

Favorite cologne: Moranis At Night

Secret Screename: NudeInHoyingJersey

Wish My Name Was: King Corn Karn

If I could be anywhere right now: On a deserted island with Zap from American Gladiators

Last great book I read: Instructions to my Fundies

Most humbling moment: Showering without my Casio

Celebrity I resemble most: CEO of Penetrode

If I could be anywhere right now instead of with Zap: Tickle fight at mostly any ASU sorority house

4 Comments

  1. JUGGs

    August 24, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Joe Banner should chew the mole off the principal’s chin in Uncle Buck.

  2. Upstate Underdog

    August 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

    So much awesome here in this post, especially dropping the name of King Corn Karn.

  3. Bob's Blitz

    August 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    He looks like the dark-haired cousin of the guy in Muppet Scat: http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/04/muppet-scat-video-jon-stewart-swipe-at.html

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    September 11, 2009 at 1:24 am

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