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Not pictured is a tattoo of Bill Clinton above Deshawn Stevenson’s wang


  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    September 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    And to think, if he retired right now, he’d have more tattoos than points scored.

    …eh, who am I kidding? He could retire ten years from now and still make that claim. Remind me again what the average shelf-life is for a two-guard that hits a blazing 40% from the field and can’t shoot a three?

  2. Upstate Underdog

    September 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    The two 5’s on the side of Lincoln is paying respect to Subways $5 foot long deal.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    September 30, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    And Mutombo

  4. Upstate Underdog

    September 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    he wants to sex Mutombo?

  5. tamtam

    September 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    i saw this picture on deadspin, and i immediately thought of you guys!

  6. TheSportsHernia

    September 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Most do. And the D.C. connection makes sense. Everyone in D.C. has sex’d Mutombo.

  7. Kurt

    September 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Why Lincoln? Why not John Tyler or “Big Willie” Taft?

  8. 3rdStoneFromTheSun

    September 30, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    heard a rumor he has a tatt of Palin on his taint

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