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Report: Frank DeFord seconds away from drinking your blood


Sources have confirmed that Frank DeFord of HBO's Real Sports, widely known as the undead love child of Vincent Price and John Waters, is a mere seconds away from lunging at your neck and drinking atleast a gallon of your blood. Reports also indicate that Warner Wolf will likely eat the remains of your lifeless carcass.

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  1. Bob's Blitz

    September 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Rumor has it that Frank sucked Dick Jauron.

  2. birds

    September 15, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    He took lessons from YOUR MOM

  3. tamtam

    September 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    where’s jerry jones when you need him?

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