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Report: Frank DeFord seconds away from drinking your blood

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Sources have confirmed that Frank DeFord of HBO's Real Sports, widely known as the undead love child of Vincent Price and John Waters, is a mere seconds away from lunging at your neck and drinking atleast a gallon of your blood. Reports also indicate that Warner Wolf will likely eat the remains of your lifeless carcass.

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3 Comments

  1. Bob's Blitz

    September 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Rumor has it that Frank sucked Dick Jauron.

  2. birds

    September 15, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    He took lessons from YOUR MOM

  3. tamtam

    September 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    where’s jerry jones when you need him?

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