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Jason Bay …
- Updated: September 3, 2009
… is Spike from Top Chef.
… is responsible for the chart breaking hit "I'm Yours."
… is Canadian, give him a break you hoser.
… lives for Adrien Brody.
… wants to try on Ellsbury's beard.
… recently formed the Crap Pack.
… used to dress up as Alf in his posh Pittsburgh days.
… has just swooped in from a dazzling Real World tryout.
… can't believe Ellsbury's road beef works for Merrill Lynch.