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Jason Bay …

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… is Spike from Top Chef.

… is responsible for the chart breaking hit "I'm Yours."

… is Canadian, give him a break you hoser.

… lives for Adrien Brody.

… wants to try on Ellsbury's beard.

… recently formed the Crap Pack.

… used to dress up as Alf in his posh Pittsburgh days.

… has just swooped in from a dazzling Real World tryout.

… can't believe Ellsbury's road beef works for Merrill Lynch.

2 Comments

  1. tamtam

    September 4, 2009 at 2:13 am

    morphs into the long-suffering dork while ellsbury bones the prom queen

  2. Topper Harley

    September 4, 2009 at 11:14 am

    The last two are golden.

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