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Kirk Herbstreit extends weenie… endorsement

Kirk-Herbstreit-Meat It was a no-brainer for Armour-Eckrich to extend the endorsement contract of Kirk Herbstreit, who could turn any local Shady Acres retirement home into a “Cocoon”-envious orgy at the wink of an eye.

Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl over whether Herbie was the basis for the “True Blood” Maryann-Baccus character, who would cause the entire town to jump into a carnal fuckfest.

Armour-Eckrich Extends College Football Analyst Kirk Herbstreit’s Spokesperson Agreement [PR Newswire]