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Kurt Warner chooses odd time to pay tribute to Tecmo Bowl

What Warner really should've done there was plant his foot so he could throw it to the reliable, and blinking, Jerry Rice for a 163-yard TD pass.  That always used to work.

Officially, that was a 28-yard loss, coming very close to the record which was set back in 1988 when Lawrence Taylor threw Bernie Kosar into stands in what was officially recorded as a 36-yard loss.

8 Comments

  1. Ethan Jaynes

    September 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Bo Jackson, he is not.

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    September 29, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Some inspired genius needs to re-edit this clip so that it plays forward and reverse at double-speed accompanied by the “Benny Hill” music. If I could, I would.

  3. Somlucci

    September 29, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    wow.. party on sports hernia.. did kurt warner fuck your girlfriend or wat? why are u after his ass.. it was a 4th down play and offensive line didnt block 2 defensive ends.. so its warner’s fault..

  4. TheSportsHernia

    September 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Any time a QB runs backwards and then trips himself for a 28-yard sack, it will be posted here.

  5. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    September 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    (grabs his Brett Favre voodoo doll…)

  6. tamtam

    September 29, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    that would be hilarious

  7. Scott Howard

    September 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    It’s pretty obvious he was running the clock out. I enjoyed Levi Brown’s blocking effort on that play.

  8. Scott Howard

    September 29, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Did he fuck your girlfriend though? I feel like you’re ducking that specific question. I mean that would be a major story if Pro Bowl quarterback Kurt Warner was cheating on his man-goblin turned MILF wife.

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