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The comparisons are out there, only one question remains: Where is Barry Bonds in all this?

DAvid Wright Dark Helmet

At long last, a helmet destined for the bulbous dome of one Barry Bonds is out there and readily available.  Unfortunately, it’s about two years too late and inexplicably swallowing David Wright’s head.

It’s a shame really, as Barry finally would have been able to walk up to the plate without looking like he’s wearing a mini novelty ice cream sundae helmet.

In case you’re wondering, these new roomy helmets can fit approximately 17 Figgins heads.

On an enchanting Mets note: Friday marks the debut of bedazzled jerseys and orange pants with ass tassels.

Please, David Wright, Never Stop Wearing This Helmet [The Fightins]


  1. jnr98

    September 2, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Bruce Bochy wants his 8-3/4″ head included in your collage

  2. Upstate Underdog

    September 2, 2009 at 10:37 am

    That helmet would have been perfect for Oscar gamble’s afro.

  3. tamtam

    September 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    david wright inspires new mets marketing promo: oversize helmet giveaway night

  4. Sports Sandwich

    September 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Rumor has it Wright, a well-pronounced sci-fi enthusiast, spent his DL stint at a Spaceballs memorabilia expo.

  5. JUGGs

    September 2, 2009 at 8:57 pm

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