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Charlotte Bobcats “top performer” an actual cartoon cat

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown

The embarrassment endured by the Charlotte Bobcats after getting trounced 92-59 was heightened Thursday when Yahoo Sports didn't even try to muster up a picture for the team's so-called "Top Performer."

With things not looking good for Jordan and Larry Brown's 'cats this year, we offer you a look at future Top Performers for the shitty franchise.

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bobca

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Snarf

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Guy

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Lava-

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bird

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-TrapJ

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bong

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Lewis

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Hot-D 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-10-Yd 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Fundi

Bobcats-Derrick-Trapper-Kee 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Larry

7 Comments

  1. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    October 29, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    its only a matter of time before Trap-Jaw gets the starting nod over Boris Diaw

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    October 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    ahahahahaha, awesome, thanks !!!

    (PS: “this guy” is actually Muresan, check that)

  3. Shane McMayonnaise

    October 29, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Uncle Lewis vs. Trap-Jaw would be a solid matchup in the paint.

  4. Jim Breuer

    October 29, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    JACKPOT!!!

  5. birds

    October 29, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Is that Mark Sanchez’s hot dog?

  6. fightinphillie

    October 29, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    that must be mark sanchez’s hot dog

  7. Marshall

    November 3, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Hilarious! Seriously, though, the Trapper Keeper can definitely provide defense when necessary. Keep an eye on him.

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