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Captain Louis Albano (July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009)

Captain-Lou-died In honor of fallen friend and Hernia hero, Captain Louis Albano, we'd like to re-run a post from July of '08.

On a day like today, we look at rubber bands a bit differently.

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What you didn't hear about Louis Albano's birthday bash

Legendary wrestling manager Captain Louis Albano celebrated his 75th birthday Sunday night and in appropriate rowdy fashion, fists and beer bottles were thrown and the inevitable laundry list of assault charges were filed, with the alleged guilty party being former mediocre wrestler, Jim "Sandman" Fullington.

Well the Hernia mole, a huge wrestling fan with a knack for landing invites to such prestigious events as this, was lucky enough to be there and filed the following juicy report on the booze-soaked gala:

Captain_lou_albano_75th_birthday_pa– Rowdy Roddy Piper got so drunk he forgot to change the questions once Jimmy Snuka was pretty sure he had the answers

– Hulk Hogan got so drunk he let his son Nick drive him home

– Hillbilly Jim got so drunk pregaming at home he showed up in an Armani suit

– Yokozuna got so drunk he ordered a salad

– Earl Hebner got so drunk he actually screwed Bret Hart

– Ric Flair got so drunk he confused his flesh for a fancy leather jacket and handed it to the coat check chick

– Slick got so drunk he only porked three barmaids

– Hacksaw Jim Duggan got so drunk he ordered a martini and used Mean Gene to stir it

– Chico' Santana and Jesse Ventura got so drunk they finally hugged it out

– Mr. Fuji got so drunk he sprinkled green mist in his own quesadillas, sending himself to the emergency room

– Macho Man got so drunk he made out with Adorable Adrian Adonis

– The Ultimate Warrior got so drunk he was reduced to a mediocre warrior with flabby tits

– Sgt. Slaughter got so drunk he berated a Sgt. Slaughter G.I. Joe figure

Lord Littlebrook got so drunk he drowned in a puddle of Big John Studd's spit

– Ted DiBiase got so drunk he left his brief case filled with $10,000,000,000 on the bar

– Jimmy Hart got so drunk he didn't drink out of his megaphone

– Bobby "The Brain" Heenan got so drunk he shook hands with Hogan

3 Comments

  1. Marv

    October 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Such a sad day. I’m doing the Mario at my desk.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0&feature=related

    AND staying off drugs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA

    Because “if you do drugs, go to hell before you die”

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    R.I.P. Captain Lou

  3. Upstate Underdog

    October 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I started watching wrestling in the early 80’s. Sad when things from your childhood memories leave us. I’m glad to say I saw him in person.

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