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Every embarrassing music artist still alive to have stake in Miami Dolphins

Fergie-Miami-Dolphins Along with Fergie, Gloria Estefan, J. Lo and Marc Anthony, musical icons Gerardo, Snow, Vanilla Ice, Menudo, Everlast, Brittney Spears, Joey McIntyre, Nick Carter, Aaron Carter, Miley Cyrus, Fred Durst, Christina Aguilera, Rob Thomas, Pink, J.C. Chasez, Lady Gaga, Scott Stapp, Mario, Omarion, Avril Lavigne, Uncle Kracker, Shifty from Crazytown, two guys from Color Me Badd, all three Hanson brothers, everyone from American Idol, and an actual band called LMFAO will all soon be part-owners of the Miami Dolphins.

To celebrate this news, please take a repulsive dump on your iPod.


  1. Upstate Underdog

    October 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Don’t forget about Dave Matthews and the black guy from Hootie and the Blowfish. The Dolphins make that fucking pussy want to cry.

  2. Richard Weed

    October 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    You also forgot OMC – the “How Bizarre” guy. Although, I have to say, it would be amazing to get these “artists” together for one big concert / Dolphin board meeting to see what it looks like to get all that suck on one stage! It might heal the world!

  3. Soy

    October 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Or form a black hole large enough to turn the Earth inside-out.

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