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America’s Most Liked Athletes list finally released

Do-you-like-me-no-or-no Forbes magazine recently released a list of America's Most Liked Athletes.  In short, it's weird.  Here's our take:

Shawn Johnson
Gymnastics
Percentage Like:
75%
People see her as:
Someone who?s life story will be played by that annoying Hayden Panettiere chick.  God, she
sucks.  The only thing that will save her
on ?Heroes? is if she becomes a lesbo with the puncher from ?Californication.?
Core Fans: Child molesters

Larry Fitzgerald

Football
Percent Like:
71%
People see him as:
Having a great ass

Core Fans:
Estranged Milli Vanili fans

Kurt Warner

Football
Percent Like:
69%
People see him as:
Whipped, the lead singer of The Flaming Lips
Core Fans: Old barbers

Rafael Nadal

Tennis
Percent Like:
68%
People see him as:
Some sort of mythical creature.  Is he starring in that ?Avatar? movie?
Core Fans: Homosexuals

Steve Young

Football/Media
Percent Like:
67%
People see him as:
Forgetful
Core Fans: Doctors, mostly Neuroscientists

Robin Roberts

Basketball/Media
Percent Like:
67%
People see her as:
Having an annoying name
Core Fans: All those WNBA junkies

Chris Paul

Basketball
Percent Like:
66%
People see him as:
That guy who punched his opponent in the nuts in
college
Core Fans: Marcus Vick

Tiger Woods

Golf
Percent Like:
65%

People see him as:
A bit too Fist-pumpish
Core Fans:
Dockers wearers, virgins, terds

Ty Murray

Bull Riding
Percent Like:
65%
People see him as:
Invisible
Core Fans:
Black people

Tim Duncan

Basketball
Percent Like:
64%
People see him as:
Slightly more exciting than slugs racing in molasses
Core Fans:
Dead people

3 Comments

  1. BrianBridgePro

    October 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    As someone who raced slugs in molasses,I can attest to the life on the edge excitement it brings to the sports fan.

  2. CCC

    October 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    lol

    wonderful breakdown of that list

  3. Amanda

    December 12, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    LOL at Tiger Woods.. virgins.. bahah.

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