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New York Post predictably eases into World Series coverage
- Updated: October 27, 2009
“The Yankees are going to make Philly cream cheese out of them,” a confident Tommy Bayoikos, 44, predicted yesterday in Midtown.
Tommy, if it said you were 16 years old, this might make sense. You’re 44, please do us all a favor and violently tase yourself.
Since the New York Post already has Victorino in a skirt and we’re still a day away from the World Series even beginning, expect Cole Hamels to be wearing a dominatrix outfit by Thursday and for a touching “Chase Utley has more road beef than all of Metallica but might be bisexual” feel-good story by Friday.
The Frillies are coming to town! [NY Post]