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New York Post predictably eases into World Series coverage

NY-Post-Shane-Victorino The second sentence of the article that goes with the Victorino photoshop job goes like this:

“The Yankees are going to make Philly cream cheese out of them,” a confident Tommy Bayoikos, 44, predicted yesterday in Midtown.

Tommy, if it said you were 16 years old, this might make sense. You’re 44, please do us all a favor and violently tase yourself. 

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Since the New York Post already has Victorino in a skirt and we’re still a day away from the World Series even beginning, expect Cole Hamels to be wearing a dominatrix outfit by Thursday and for a touching “Chase Utley has more road beef than all of Metallica but might be bisexual” feel-good story by Friday.

The Frillies are coming to town! [NY Post]

7 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    October 27, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Don’t ever change NY Post. I think Tommy Bayoikos is a joke writer for Jay Leno.

  2. Juggs

    October 27, 2009 at 11:17 am

    “The Yankees are going to make Philly cream cheese out of them,” a confident Tommy Bayoikos, 44, predicted yesterday in Midtown while wearing a Yankees fannypack.

  3. Claudia Rivero

    October 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    “Philly fans are a bunch of whiners and should learn how to dress. They should try reading GQ.”

    Um, Tommy? That’s whining.

    “Bleacher Bums get a bad rap,” said Tanner McLoud, 42, of Long Island. “But if you’ve ever been to the old Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, you’d realize just how much worse Phillies fans are.

    Good thing you don’t have to go to Veterans Stadium since it’s closed, McLoud.

    “Even Benjamin Franklin, Philly’s patron saint, has been described as ‘the father of all the Yankees.'”

    That’s because he F’ed all their women.

    “I briefly lived in Philadelphia and I couldn’t wait to get out,” the Brooklyn writer [Laura Nidelle, 24] said. “Their fans are whiners, the food is lousy and there is nothing to do.

    Laura – see Tommy.

    “The big meal there is a “The big meal there is a steak with cheese and onions on a hero, but they don’t even call it a hero. It’s a hoagie. What the hell is a hoagie?” said Ron Montclane, 26.

    It’s a steak with cheese and onions on a hero roll. Here’s your hat.

  4. 3rdStoneFromTheSun

    October 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    it will be cool to read the Post if the Frillies kick the Yankers butts

  5. TheSportsHernia

    October 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Tanner McLoud, 42, of Long Island

    Tanner McLoud???? He should be banned from saying anything about everything, forever.

  6. fee

    October 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    and how cool will it be? a little cool or a lot cool?

    your post is just as retarded as Tommy Bayoikos’ quote in the Post.

  7. El Guapo

    October 28, 2009 at 8:42 am

    And it’s tough to top Tommy Bayoikos.

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