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Agent for Barry Bonds makes lofty, dreamy promises for 2010

Jeff-Borris This is an actual quote from Jeff Borris, the uniquely gifted agent for Barry Bonds.

"When 2008 came around, I couldn't get him a job. When 2009 came around, I couldn't get him a job. Now, 2010 … I'd say it's nearly impossible. It's an unfortunate ending to a storied career."

Excellent strategery.  Well played, Jeffrey.  Always remember, it's not a lie, if you believe it. 

BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore [Deadspin]


  1. Frankie

    December 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    I don’t care what anyone says about this guy, but he was the BEST power hitter ever. Of all the pitches that actually were hittable, Bonds destroyed them. Even though he was probably juiced, he still blasted anyone else in the majors.

    The only player that brought excitement to the plate. Forget Pulholz, A-rod. Bonds was the man that every manager feared.

    Too bad he got blackballed. (no pun intended)

  2. Upstate Underdog

    December 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    “It’s an unfortunate ending to a storied career.”

    I think he means steroid career.

  3. birds

    December 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    I thought it actually did say steroid until you made the comment!

  4. Reeazy

    December 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Jeff Borris looks like my dentist. In fact, he should be a dentist.

  5. Stonehands

    December 10, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Neg-burns candidate.

  6. tamtam

    December 11, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Curt Schilling, your friend is here to play!

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