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BREAKING: Every pro athlete alive hoping to disinvent the internet


Inventive ideas:

Don't text your mistress

… OR …

Just stay single, ya dipshits.


  1. Scott @ WFNY

    December 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Steve Phillips wants in on this disinvention.

  2. SimonOnSports

    December 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Or… like steroids every major pro athlete is cheating on their wife. Why should we surprised by any of this? The man is a billionaire. He wants casual sex from strangers. SHOCKING!!!

  3. TheSportsHernia

    December 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Folks, we’re days away from internet extinction, especially if Ron Artest wraps his head around the idea.

  4. buy drugs online

    December 1, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Go get them Tiger!!!

  5. Hulk Hogan Leg Drop (Patent Pending)

    December 2, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Any word on whether he was driving a Buick when all this happened?

  6. TheSportsHernia

    December 2, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    He was driving the Mutt Cuts mobile sans ears.

    But let’s not get lost in what’s most important here, and that is “Hulk Hogan Leg Drop (Patent Pending)”.

  7. tamtam

    December 3, 2009 at 1:18 am

    The guy’s a giggolo. Get over it!

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