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Rebranded Gatorade drink captures Tiger’s new essence


While PepsiCo's Gatorade announced it would scrap the old Tiger Woods "Focus" drink, ad executives are already buzzing over the latest Tiger-inspired offer.  The simplistic, bare bones brand strategy amazingly conveys all 103 engaging angles of this story in one simple word and a pair of lusting eyes.


  1. Bob's Blitz

    December 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    And his girls can star in the Fuckus commercial…

  2. bobb

    December 9, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Now everyone that criticized Jim Brown for going after Woods should apologize. While Brown is fighting the fight as it relates to black issues, Woods is getting “Dipped” by all these WHITE WOMEN. What a joke Woods has turned out to be.

    Has got to be the biggest phony in the world.

  3. Marv

    December 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Sounds like he truly needs a “Fuck Quencher”

  4. TheSportsHernia

    December 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I can already see it on the cover of the NY Post:

    “Jim Brown Finally Vindicated”

  5. tamtam

    December 10, 2009 at 3:17 am


  6. Some Prick Pop-Lockin' And Wearing A Mask In A Sports Drink Commercial

    December 10, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Adultery: Now THAT’S G!!!

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