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Generous New York Post stays in holiday spirit, pushes Tiger cover streak to 19


The New York Post's touching cover tribute to Tiger Woods today matches their record of consecutive covers previously held by the 9/11 terrorist attacks!

To celebrate this news, take an obscenely unpleasant bath in Cousin Eddie's egg nog.


  1. Tiger Wizoods

    December 17, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Wow, 19 covers. I am touched and honored. Thank you scum bags!

  2. Patti

    December 17, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    19, come on that number will eventually reach 33 cause you know why? cause Woods is a 33rd degree Mason & that # is all so important.

    Pity Elin for knowing or not knowing what she got into.

    Whore of the Decade!

  3. Mike

    December 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    We know this story has at least three more days in it with the news of the divorce today so what do ya think the over/under is on this?…

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    December 17, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    33rd degree Mason? How does that compare against a 7th degree black belt in Shaolin Kung Fu?

    Besides, what the hell are you talking about? Legg Mason sponsors tennis, not golf.

  5. CP

    December 17, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    For the kids sake, we should all hope it ends in divorce. Elin and the kids go one way, while man-whore Tiger goes another. He eventually resumes his role as greatest golfer that ever lived, and everyone will forget (over time) what he did as a husband, and most importantly, still provide the kids with an outside shot of not turning out to be f’ed up, excentric little misplaced odd ball kids that they would have ultimately turn out to be. It’s the best possible outcome of an otherwise pathetic situation. Sad, but probably true.

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