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Jabari Greer to have Hernia surgery, will reemerge with Soda Popinski’s face


This report is 100% accurate, particularly the part that says Greer won't be back for the immediate future following his Sports Hernia surgery.  Getting a new face, particularly one as divine as Popinski's, takes a very, very long time.

Best wishes to Greer, who is in the altruistic hands of Hernia staff surgeon, Dr. Isaac Yankem.

(Special thanks to Mr. Mantz for the heads up.)

Hernia surgery for Jabari Greer [ProFootballTalk]

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