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John Daly’s new Hooters girl knows pants, everything

John-daly-and-anna-cladakisShortly before the Australian Open teed off, John Daly credited his girlfriend for his turnaround from whiskey-guzzling golf bad boy to checkered-pants-wearing nobody.  The former Hooters waitress can apparently do anything, according to Daly:

"She knows the ins and outs of the computer and all that stuff," Daly explained.  "She is the most positive person I know." (actual quote)

Here is a list of some other quotes Daly presumably mumbled about his new princess:

"She knows how to set the timer on the coffee maker, so when I wake up in the morning, coffee is ready.  She is the best."

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"She can hoola-hoop on command, she?s a magician."

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"I know I already mentioned computers, but at least once a day I think it's broken and all she does is like, shake the mouse, and poof, it's working again.  Woman leaves me speechless."

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"She knows how to record VHS tapes onto dvd – the girl is amazing for me."

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"She figured out that damn contraption on the front of the fridge actually puts ice in my glass if you hit the right button.  She's a modern-day Merlin."

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"She got my VCR to stop blinking twelve o'clock.  Chick is a life saver."

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"When bills
are due, she writes down all this stuff on a rectangular piece of paper and then sends it someone.  The collectors have finally stopped calling.  An angel, I say."

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"She found shorter pants to match my longer pants.  She's a godsend."

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"Whenever I make a call to her cell phone, a picture of a buffalo wing appears.  How did she do that?  Amazes me every day."

5 Comments

  1. JJ

    December 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I HOPE THEY WEAR THOSE OUTFITS TO THE “MASTERS” NEXT YEAR…GOD..THEY JUST HAVE TO!!!

  2. 3rdStoneFromTheSun

    December 4, 2009 at 8:39 am

    can’t believe he still scores chix

    or has two dimes to rub together

  3. Bob's Blitz

    December 4, 2009 at 9:43 am

    She covers my pole and makes it disappear – she’s like a muse.

  4. Tiger Wizoods

    December 17, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Is he serious? Daly should be driving a tractor not a golf ball. Stay away!

  5. siki?

    January 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    thanks for all admin
    information is the most beautiful treasures

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