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Mets inspiring talent hunt dangerously close to meaning something

Mets-Free-Agent-Splurge

That's right, add Clint Everts to the explosive list of new faces you'll see for the New York Metropolitans in 2010.  As you can see above, Everts was a first-round pick in '02 and has spent his entire career in the minor leagues.

More importantly, he was originally drafted by Omar Minaya, which makes his chances of contributing drop considerably from 0% to "fuck no."

Mets Sign Clint Everts [MLBTR]
Mets begin free agent splurge with cap gun blazin'
New York Mets continue merciless MLB free agent heist

3 Comments

  1. bigjf

    December 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Shrimp Flavored Chips? Eww….

  2. Shane McMayonnaise

    December 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Those shrimp flavored chips have to suck. Everts is slightly more valuable than those, but well under the rest.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    December 11, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    It was a toss up between shrimp and rat.

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