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Confirmed: ESPN thinks you’re all a bunch of idiots

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Up next for ESPN, Lady Gaga will host a chilling chapter of "Outside The Lines" while Bob Ley rocks his tits off in Manhattan for the next four days at Radio City Music Hall.

Hasselbecks switch places; Elisabeth comes to ESPN [New Britain Herald]

6 Comments

  1. KneeJerkNBA

    January 20, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Yeah, it’s like having Rush Limbaugh on Monday Night Football.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    That was around the same time Jumbo Elliot debuted on Meet The Press. What a moment.

  3. JJ

    January 20, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    JUST WHAT ESPN NEEDED…ANOTHER BARBIE DOLL TALKING HEAD…GEEZOUS!!!

  4. Keith Brooking's Sore Vag

    January 20, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    UPDATE: Elizabeth Hasselbeck still loves sucking cock.

  5. Paolo X

    January 21, 2010 at 1:25 am

    Of course ESPN had to take a page from Fox News Channel and maybe they’ll start rotating the blondes, real or usually fake, as well. The television viewing demographic is getting older and older, and older dudes like to see new blonde usually married chicks on all the time despite their generally ninnie and whyyyte attributes. Did you know the average age of a viewer of Fox News Channel was reported to be 62? Man they are basically en route to becoming the “60 Minutes” channel!

    Watch out for EA in this studio mix too and why not? Apparently she was rotated into a Sony commercial this weekend.

    Perhaps in a year or so more clothes will start to come off instead of just plenty of leg and some cleavage now.

  6. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 10:41 am

    EA is also scheduled to wrestle Elisabeth Hasselbeck at Wrestlemania XXXXV

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