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Update: Curt Schilling still an overwhelming assclown

35 Comments

  1. Max Power

    January 20, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Is it just me or doesn’t he look like John Goodman in the Babe Ruth makeup?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    For some reason he’s starting to remind me of a cross between Donkey Kong Jr. and Grape Ape.

  3. Bob's Blitz

    January 20, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    joe piscopo

  4. Greg

    January 20, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Syndrome from The Incredibles.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Piscopo’s crazy eyes and Syndrome’s ridiculous cartoon chin. Terrifying.

  6. TC

    January 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Curt’s only pointing out how big his tits have gotten since he’s retired.

  7. TC

    January 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    At least this photo ends the rampant speculation of which way Lenny Clarke leaned politically.

  8. mrejr8234

    January 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Looks like a winner to me.

  9. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    HA! Mrejr, you’re a Schilling fan too? There is no hope.

  10. mrejr8234

    January 20, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    He does look like he is a meatball away from his blood turning into brown gravy

  11. Enduro

    January 20, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Betcha he would have kept that hoodie zipped up if the guy didn’t win. Not just an asshat, but a front-running one at that!

  12. mrejr8234

    January 20, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Nah not a Schilling fan. Just stirring the pot.

  13. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    If his shirt has said “Degeneration X” everything would have changed. It’s a shame.

  14. mrejr8234

    January 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Or NWO…and if he dropped some crothc chops and some wolfpack signs shit would have gotten real. have Brown superkick Lenny and then blare “Well, I stand up next to a mountain And I chop it down with the edge of my hand” and we have our next POTUS

  15. Harvey Bars

    January 20, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Keep an eye out for DJ Lenny C spinning all next week at Karma.

  16. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    What Brown truly needs is Kevin Nash circa 1998

  17. mrejr8234

    January 20, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Big Sexy/Brown ticket would win in a landslide.

  18. NWO for LIFE

    January 20, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    Razor Ram?n for U.S. Senate.

  19. Paolo X

    January 21, 2010 at 1:12 am

    Who gives a shit – Scott Brown won so the incredulous East Coast seemingly intellectual head-up-their-asses crowd, especially in the media, can SUCK on more of their growing irrelevance to the average voter. That’s not saying much though given that the average voter nationwide is one of the many uneducated Wal-Mart shoppers, who of course have the same vote as the rest of us more informed. Often these types show up in those Wal-Mart commercials too.

    And if you like to shop at Wal-Mart great save some money perhaps, but go look around your local Wal-Mart on a Saturday and hopefully you’ll feel just as proud when looking at your peer voters and jurors not to mention whom you are subsidising with any property or other local taxes you are paying! Capitalism and democracy boo-yah!

    /American Hypocrisy’ed
    //Yes for you never uncritical redneck bojack types unless it is about YOUR race or YOUR religion or YOUR guns — I am American too born here 😀

  20. KneeJerkNBA

    January 21, 2010 at 5:01 am

    All politics aside, Schilling would be an assclown no matter what his voting record was. And yes, a shitfaced John Goodman AS FRED FLINTSTONE.

  21. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 8:29 am

    Needs more bojack ninny

  22. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 8:42 am

    I stopped reading after “Who gives a shit.”

  23. MAINEiac

    January 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    You guys know that the Democrat in that election, Martha Coakley, called Schilling a Yankee fan. Coakley was probably just thinking that he was a Yankee fan because he was so fat.

  24. Paolo X

    January 21, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Great so why did you even bother to comment to expose yourself as another bojack douchebag loser? There are plenty of other popular blogs for that too.
    At least say something to contribute something novel you douche. Or just go back to watching lame ESPN programming like SportsNation, as maybe the blogs are just not for uninformed lame ass dudes like you who are probably friends with Seabass in some town in some lame state called Jerkwater or Circlejerk. Have fun at your local Wal-Mart too.

  25. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Actually, I believe birds is female.

  26. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    The true reason she lost up there. Seriously.

  27. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Correct. I’m a girl.

    If you want more proof give me $20 and I’ll send some pics.

  28. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Correct. I’m a girl.

    If you want more proof give me $20 and I’ll send some pics.

  29. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    HA, Done. Just email the Hernia address.

  30. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    I’m so awesome I had to leave the comment twice.

  31. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Money first, then pics. I had to learn the hard way (no pun intended) after your dad screwed me over (pun intended)

  32. Paolo X

    January 21, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Great same difference then for you birds you are still a douche if you have nothing novel to add, but you did solicit online I guess. Perhaps we can’t blame you if you can’t find any action for your sorry-ass trade in Jerkwater or Circlejerk or wherever you live. Boo-yah back to the Wal-mart parking lot girl!

  33. steve scafa

    January 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    When did Schilling start to look like Joe Piscopo?

    http://ihadtoturnitoffwhen.blogspot.com/

  34. Large in the Pants

    January 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    TITS OR GTFO

  35. bigjf

    January 22, 2010 at 11:03 am

    yes! that’s exactly who I thought of!

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